Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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