I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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