The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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