YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
