Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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