good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
