So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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