Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I know her cup size but not her name....
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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