i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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