Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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