Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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