Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I had to cum in my sink.
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