did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
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im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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