living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize