She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
When did angry sex become our thing?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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