youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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