If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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