He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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