this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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