just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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