i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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