I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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