the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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