so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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