is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I don't deserve a penis
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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