I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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