I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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