Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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