Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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