So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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