Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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