Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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