How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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