we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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