Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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