So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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