Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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