do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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