She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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