ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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