Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Your penis caused this!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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