That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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