We're facebook friends in real life
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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