Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he laminated a picture of his dick.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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