i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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