i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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