You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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