The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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