did you get engaged???
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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