im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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