Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
why is half of my head shaved?
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