it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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