I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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