I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.