I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You've changed since you got that strap on
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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