I could have mohawked her pubes.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
there is glitter all over my balls
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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